20. She/Her. Pansexual Demigirl Cottagecore, casual gaming, witchy stuff, memes, way too many types of music Just here to have a good time :)
I played this game when I was little on DressUpWho. Thanks to someone saving this game through Y8, the death of flash means this game is not lost forever. Notably, the music, which no one knows the origin of… I contacted the artist but they do not remember where they sourced it from, some Japanese website.
i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”
violent devotion
Sometimes I’m walking down the sidewalk, passing by multiple people on the way to my destination. All of a sudden, a smell hits me: the delightful yet intriguing scent of a stranger’s choice of fragrance. By the time I can even process this, I’ve already passed the person, never to know their face. To turn around and find out would be too brash; I just enjoy this one small moment of my day and carry on.
I remember back in high school the new art teacher commented on my college major and future career.
He said, “You know that field has one of the highest suicide rates, right?”
Joke’s on you, buddy, I’ve wanted to do that long before I made that career plan.
If you actually follow me, my apologies for the absence. College happened. Lost someone in my family I loved very dearly. I won’t be on very often.
“Thank you little coffee robot,” I say affectionately to the machine that just dispensed my latte.
one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult
so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”
So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?
I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few
My Personal favorite is:
“May all your teeth fall out, except for one, to give you a toothache.”
“OP is a complete onion.” (their head is in the ground)
“I hope I have the privilege of sewing your shroud” is another one I like.
“May you have a hundred houses, with a hundred bedrooms each, and ten beds in each room. And may the plague throw you from one bed to the other”
“May your death be sweet. Run over by a truck full of sugar”
“May everyone congratulate your widow at your funeral”
Damn these are good.
I’ve talked about this before, but Ashkenazi Jews will typically only name children after a person who is already deceased, so one of my favourite Yiddish insults is “May a child be named after you soon.”
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